Happy Halloween.

Ok so hear me out. This halloween is gonna be FUCKED. I promise you this with full certainty. I looked out my window just now and smelt a BAD OMEN. Like a horrible event is about to take place, like some 9/11-esque sequence of events that is gonna completely override halloween as a date, and the gov is gonna move halloween to november 2nd after this. Jill biden told me this before tucking me in. Anyways I dont know WHAT though, so lets look at the FACTS. It's gonna be cold as shit tomorrow so don't wear some skimpy barbie ass bullshit everyone wears mario and fnaf wear and that's that, otherwise u are putting you and your children at risk!!!! Also make sure to wear ur glowstick at max settings tomorrow for extra protection! ALSO we should take extra precautions and decorate our American homes with garlic just like the olden times!!! Hang them like Italians do in their delis!!! I received an email from Alexjonesinfowars@infwars.war with that idea so you have to understand that IT'S LEGIT.

Anyways that is all! I am praying for you! Thank you!